Cheap and Easy, Garlic and Creamy SCALLOPS! With White Wine Risotto

[Be a little shellfish. Get yourself some SCALLOPS! for dinner] I THOUGHT THAT SCALLOPS! WERE ONLY IN FANCY RESTAURANTS BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN BUY THEM AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE. I’M SO EXCITED I SHALL HENCEFORTH ONLY WRITE SCALLOPS IN ALL CAPS. SCALLOPS! don’t look like seafood. They’re milky white, squishy, and circular….