I Yam What I Yam

My great-grandfather had two jokes. Two jokes! I’m about to explain one of them—just for you and this joyous Thanksgiving occasion.

Post-Election Pick-Me-Up

We all deserve a drink after this year’s election. The stronger and bloodier, the better. If you’re on the hunt, try the shockingly delicious combination of spicy black pepper, savory tomato, and lip-numbing Tabasco sauce…the Bloody Mary. The Bloody Mary will surely distract you for a needed minute—if not for a split-second—for various reasons: The…